Humor

 

This is prose humor. It is way more pretentious than standup comedy and not nearly as funny as the dirty cartoon your uncle showed you at Christmas. Less racist though.

 

 

The Big Jewel

My Mustache Wrote This Essay

Schedule of Events for National Superhero Police Confidant Convention

 

The Bigger Picture

Lessons I’ve Learned From 1950s Porno Novels

My Frenemy Made A Movie And I Like It

 

The Community Heckler

The Hipster Gnomes Next Door Are Having A House Party Again

 

Decasp

Not So Great Moments in Anarchist History

So You Wanna Be A Court Jester

 

Defenestration

Evidence That Our Timeline Has Been Tampered With

House: The Restaurant

Screenplays I Wrote When I Was A Teen

Times You Embarrassed Your Monkey

 

The Dirty Pool

Assorted Advertising Ideas

How About You or You or You as Glenn Woods

We Should Ban Marvin From the House

 

The Higgs Weldon

10 Things to Do Instead of Going Out to Get a Pack of Cigarettes

The Beginning is Nigh

Jobs Our Resurrected Lord Couldn’t Keep

 

Little Old Lady Comedy

Cup of Bro’s: The Coffee Shop For Regular Dudes (Mostly White)

Emails From A Comic Book Store To A Bookstore With A Comic Book Section

A Week in the Feed of a Standup Comedy Scene’s Facebook Group

 

Menacing Hedge

Kevin in the Tree

 

Pickle Fork

1st Annual Bowlies Awards

My Sexist Father Married A Good Female Driver

Weird Cowboy Aphorisms

 

Points in Case

Advice From One Mad Scientist To Another

Mistakes I Made Babysitting My Girlfriend’s Guinea Pigs

 

The Reject Pile

18th Century Tinder Message

 

Robot Butt

How to Be a Folksinger (If You Don’t Sing or Play Guitar)

Things to Do With Things You’re Not Doing Anything With

Welcome to Neckbeards Anonymous

 

Slackjaw

Our Common Family Names And What They Imply About Us

Steps I’ve Taken To Keep My Spending In Check

 

Waxing Humorous

The Last Arcade Repairman

 

 

 

[Self-Published]

American Ruffalo

Golf Cart Driver

I Forced A Bot To Write My Girlfriend A Love Note

The Kentucky Crawdad War

The Lost Films of Clyde Clack

Ten Step Plan to Dominating the Grapevine Tree Market

Walking with Dinosaurs Really Turns My Girlfriend On