My Sexist Father Married A Good Female Driver

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My new humor piece “My Sexist Father Married A Good Female Driver” is up at Pickle Fork. It’s a character monologue/essay as if from a fourteen year old girl. It was a lot of fun to write.

Three choice jokes from it:

My dad is the sort of person that thinks cheerleaders are the croutons in the salad that is the male gaze.

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Sheila’s father was a mechanic and her mother is a gender studies professor, which means the combined influence of her parents is pretty much my father’s worst nightmare in a woman.

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She’s a bit of a snob except she reads Clive Cussler novels so she’s also a hypocrite.

It’s pretty short if you have some time.

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